If things had happened quite my way,
We would not be in this café.
If you had not insisted on it
I would gladly have foregone it.
But you announced an appetite
And said you always dined at night.
But you need not have ordered duck.
It´s that that makes me out of luck.
So I must tell you I´m not able
To pay for what is on the table.
So when you´ve eaten all you want,
They´ll throw us from this restaurant.
