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Roald Dahl: Veruca Salt, the Little Brute
‘Veruca Salt, the little brute, Has just gone down the garbage chute, (And as we very rightly thought That in a case like this we ought To see the thing completely through, We’ve polished off her...
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Roald Dahl: There´s no earthly way of knowing
There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way they river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be...
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Roald Dahl: The Three Little Pigs
The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool. What, for example,...
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Roald Dahl: The Pig
In England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a massive brain. He worked out sums inside his head, There was no book he hadn’t read. He knew...
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Roald Dahl: The Crocodile
‘No animal is half as vile As Crocky-Wock, the crocodile. On Saturdays he likes to crunch Six juicy children for his lunch And he especially enjoys Just three of each, three girls, three boys. He...
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Roald Dahl: Television
The most important thing we’ve learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set – Or better still, just don’t install The idiotic thing at all. In...
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Roald Dahl: Hot and Cold
A woman who my mother knows Came in and took off all her clothes. Said I, not being very old, ‘By golly gosh, you must be cold!’ ‘No, no!’ she cried. ‘Indeed I’m not! I’m feeling devilishly hot!´
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Roald Dahl: From `Excerpt –´
‘Oh daddy!’ cried the Baby Bear, ‘My porridge gone! It isn’t fair!’ ‘Then go upstairs,’ the Big Bear said, ‘Your porridge is upon the bed. ‘But as it’s inside mademoiselle, ‘You’ll have to eat her up...
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Roald Dahl: Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree
‘Dear friends, we surely all agree There’s almost nothing worse to see Than some repulsive little bum Who’s always chewing chewing gum. (It’s very near as bad as those Who sit around and pick the...
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Roald Dahl: Attention please! Attention please!
‘Attention please! Attention please! Don’t dare to talk! Don’t dare to sneeze! Don’t doze or daydream! Stay awake! Your health, your very life’s at stake! Ho–ho, you say, they can’t mean me. Ha–ha,...
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